by Michelle Ristuccia
“Wicked Passage” by N. M. Singel is a trippy science fiction following thirteen year old Blake Wyatt as he attempts to preserve the timeline while taking directions from a talking book and two dogs who live in a field of blue grass. With the help of an uncle who likes to nap at the most inopportune times and a sister who manages to get herself locked in a trunk, Blake must save Christopher Columbus from a mutiny started by a Tolucan, an evil being determined to destroy not only Blake but the universe’s entire timeline.
Wicked Passage is a wonderful gateway book to bizarre fiction, and Blake is the perfect young man to drop into the chaos. Persistent and single minded, Blake says things that make my inner teenager squeal with glee, like, “take that, Barbeque Man!” He also makes some big mistakes, which you would expect of any one lacking the proper hero training and fighting the tide of their own incredulity. It isn’t until Blake locks eyes with Christopher Columbus himself that he takes the plunge of acceptance that allows him to surge forward, and you can hardly blame him. First he is confronted by an uncle who can stop time, then a flying, talking book, and then Dagunblud, the evil overlord of the Tolucan who can shoot fireballs. Truly, in a universe where dark matter is literally evil, anything is possible.
The wonderful thing about bizarre fiction, Wicked Passage included, is that you have to lean back and accept the amazingly odd details. The only thing that interrupted my suspension of disbelief was the fact that Blake speaks English,
yet has no trouble conversing with the Spanish-speaking Christopher Columbus and crew. I’m perfectly willing to accept the idea that the Wyatts gain the ability to speak any language they need to as they travel through time, but I would have appreciated some mention of this. Translation issues would have needlessly complicated the book, so it’s a good thing that Singel did not go that route and instead successfully created a fun rollercoaster of an adventure that is worth your consideration.
N. M. Singel has written a book for any reader with a sense of humor and a hankering for something unique. Wicked Passage is like what would happen if I were asked to save Columbus from a time traveling maniac – instead of sending Columbo, who can escape anything with a paperclip and a pencil, I would botch it up and send two kids who don’t like history. Luckily, Blake and Ricki can magically blast the bad guys using rocks from the eleventh dimension. Totally ‘Wicked’ cool.
Michelle Ristuccia writes short fiction of all speculative fiction genres in between chasing her toddler from tree to tree. The shorter the work, the better, because 200 words looks very long on her cellphone and that keypad is very, very small. You can find out more about her rabid love of Star Trek, podcasting, and raising future geeklings at her blog, wakingdreamsblog.blogspot.com
















